10 of the best beard memes guaranteed to make you laugh

Alright, Kingsmen, you already know that memes power the entire internet. But did you know that there is a whole mess of beard memes out there, too? That’s right! 

Nothing is safe from the meme, including our magnificent, glorious beards! 

There are so many beard memes out there to sift through, so we thought we’d bring you our ten favorites for a good laugh. Without further ado, let’s see some beard memes!

1. “A beard makes all the difference” Office Quote

“Meme with six images comparing clean-shaven and bearded versions of three different individuals. Each row shows the same person on the left without a beard and on the right with a full beard. Text at the top reads: “A Beard Makes All The Difference.”

If you’re an Office fan, you’ll know who these people are and you may have even seen some version of this meme before. The original version includes Rainn Wilson as the third row, but we got a kick out of the version where Angela Kinsey transforms into Woody Harrelson with a beard. 

2. “Beards go straight to third base” Meme

“Meme featuring a man with a full beard touching his chin while looking into the distance. Text at the top reads: “BEARDS GO,” and text at the bottom reads: “STRAIGHT TO THIRD BASE.”

Do we have any baseball fans out there? We think this meme is talking about the confidence beards give a good sportsman on the field. We can’t think of what else this meme might be about. Can you?

3. Beerd Memes

Meme showing a man with several beer cans tucked into his large beard. Text at the top reads: “BEERD.”

For the Kingsman who takes his beard and his beer seriously and let’s face it, that most of us, isn’t it? Now if only we could find a way to jimmy-rig a cooling system so those brews aren’t lukewarm when we crack ‘em.

4. “Chins are overrated” Beard Meme

“Meme of a muscular man with a long, full beard standing outdoors. Text at the top reads: “THERE’S JUST SOME THINGS I NEVER WANT TO SEE AGAIN,” and text at the bottom reads: “MY CHIN IS ONE!”

What is to love about chins, especially if you’re rocking a post-pandemic collection of them. Keep ‘em under that glorious mane and no one is the wiser. 

5. “Why do I grow a beard?”

“Meme of a bearded man indoors with text at the top reading: “WHY DO I GROW A BEARD?” and text at the bottom reading: “BECAUSE I AM NEITHER A WOMAN NOR A CHILD.”

Epic beardsman Nick Offerman answers the age-old question, why grow a beard? It’s simple! Because chins are for women and children.

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6. “Our eyes are up here”

“Vintage-style portrait of a man with a very large, long beard. Text at the bottom reads: EXCUSE ME, MISS — MY EYES ARE UP HERE.

The female beard gaze is hard to miss, but sometimes a Kingsman wants to be recognized for more than his mesmerizing whiskers!

7. Beard Shaving Meme

Four-panel meme titled “Beard shaving.” The first panel shows a man with a beard looking in the mirror. The second panel shows him applying shaving cream. The third panel shows him wiping his face with a towel. The fourth panel reveals his face without a beard, appearing much younger and surprised.
Four-panel cartoon of a man shaving. In the first panel he pulls his beard forward. In the second panel he applies shaving cream with a razor. In the third panel he splashes water on his face. In the final panel he appears completely transformed into a round-faced childlike version of himself.

There are so many versions of this beard meme around the internet, including TikTok videos, tweets and panel graphics like these two. Shaving your beard takes 30 years off your age, we hear!

8. “I’m sorry” Beard Meme 

Meme showing a man with a very large, full beard against a dark yellow background. Text at the top reads: I’M SORRY, and text at the bottom reads: I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE MAJESTY OF MY BEARD.

I can’t hear you over the majesty of my beard. If ever there was a relatable meme for Kingsmen everywhere, it’s this one. 

9. “Content warning: weapons of mass murder ahead.”

Meme showing a shaving brush and straight razor arranged in an X-shape on a black background. Text at the top reads: “WEAPONS OF MASS MURDER.” Text at the bottom reads: THE BEARDED ESTABLISHMENT — STOP THE SLAUGHTER.

Content warning: weapons of mass murder ahead. Sensitive Kingsmen may wish to scroll no further! Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

10. “Manliness is not seasonal” Beard Memes

Comic-style illustration of a smiling bearded man next to a list titled “MY ANSWERS TO ANNOYING BEARD QUESTIONS.” The list humorously responds to four common questions about having a beard.

Sporting an epic beard can certainly draw the questions, can’t it, Kingsmen? We like the snarky answers this meme is selling. 

What Beard Memes are Your Favorite?

Those are our top ten beard memes that make us laugh. We know there are a lot more beard memes out there, though, so tell us about your favorites! Make sure you’re subscribed to our mailing list for more on facial hair trends and beards in pop culture!

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